quoting FRIENDS

Monica caters her mother’s party and loses a fake nail in one of the quiches.

Monica – You bet that I’d screw up? All that stuff about hiring me because I was good was…
Mrs. Geller – No no no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Monica – You promised Dr. Weinberg you’d never use that phrase. (more…)

Rachel doesn’t want to marry her fiancée, Barry…

Rachel – (…) What am I doing and who am I doing it for? (…) It’s like all my life people had told me ‘You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re shoe’ and then I thought ‘Well, what if I don’t want to be shoe? What if I want to be a purse, or a hat?'(…) (more…)